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i just made this up because funny
example: get the fucking mug god damnit its a good mug you should really buy that mug
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the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE
The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "
Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."
Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"
2.) *on the phone*
Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"
Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."
Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"
Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."
Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and
a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank
account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."
Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."
*the moment of silence*
Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"
Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"
Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"
Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.
I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.