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To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.
This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.
You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
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A bitch that ate all the lasagna
"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
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When one coon fingers a tub of cheese poofs, then fingers a vagina.
“After watching a movie and snacking on cheese proofs, I gave Heather a Garfield.”
a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.
Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n
A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.
Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)
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An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.
Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.
Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!
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A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.
We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.
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