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When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis
Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."
The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.
Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.
A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.
Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.
Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.
I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock
When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb
Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}