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The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.
Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.
A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”
When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}
(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone
2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs
1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”
2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel