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A 'wannabe' mackem (person of a town that thinks its a city, Sunderland). Also usually much more welcoming than your average brummie, wurzel, cockney, manc, scouser or smoggie. Often renowned for being friendly and outgoing and with a fondness for the odd beer or 20, geordies make the UK what they are. Geordies can often be found in St James' Park cheering on Newcastle United and are the most dedicated fans in the land.
Geordie is also the most liked dialect in the UK as in a recent poll
Afta worrk ahm gannin doon tha pub forra pint with tha lads then gann yairm ta spend sum fam-il-ee time with wor lass nd tha bairns like a good parent should.
Ah might allso gan bray some daft mackums hu tryed ta torrch me hoos and tha smoggie hu tryed to fiddle with lirrul Stu!
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A person from the North East of England sometime described as 'Scotsmen with there brains kicked out' the people from this area defy this label with there friendly, gregacious natures.
The local drink is the kickass Newcastle Brown Ale, or Nooky Broown. After several pint's of this brew a Geordie will start to sing traditional songs like Lambton Worm with its references to Saint George slaying the dragon (worm).
If you are from the South of England (Anywhere further South than Scarbourough counts)and misbehave a Geordie may gently admonish you with the local reprimand of laying the 'heed' on you.
Geordies enjoy supporting the local football team Newcastle United also known as the Toon armie or the Magpies.
While the accent is a little difficult to understand at first, a visit to Geordieland is well worth the effort.
Sometimes individuals from this area when living in the South of England are knicknamed Geordie.
Are you having a pint Geordie?
He is a Geordie from Newcastle
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adjective for something extreme
Yo dude, that was Geordie!
Sweet nizzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.
A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.
Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one
Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.
After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.
Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.
Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.
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When a group of people (friends/family colleagues) are dining at a restaurant, the bill will be shared equally regardless of who orders what in terms food and drink.
In this situation, those who order recklessly are in a much better position at the end of the meal than those who do so frugally. Diners who argue that they ate/drank less therefore should pay less are often ridiculed as spendthrifts and must accept their fate as victims of Geordie billing.
This term stems from Newcastle and Tyneside area, whose residents are notorious for their reckless abandon when it comes to eating and drinking.
Having anticipated that Geordie billing would ensue, John ordered the most expensive steak and elaborate cocktails during his work Christmas dinner.