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Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.
Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer
"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"
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AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS
BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN
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It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!
Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin
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Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
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The hillbilly way to say beating your meat
Yee yee I was jerkin n gerkin all night. You shoulda seen the amount of cum on my wall