gifts

A graphics interchange format featuring Taylor Swift. gif + ts (Taylor Swift) = gifts

Did you get the gifts I sent you?
I love these gifts.
I saw the best gifts today on Tumblr.
I want to thank everyone for these delightful gifts.

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Gift

The term a true woman uses in reference to a man’s ejaculate. ( cum ).

I knew she was a pile of shit when she spit my gift out in the sink. I said bitch, you keep my gift.

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GIFt

a .gif file used as a gift.

Sam gave me a sweet GIFt -- two hot chicks making out over and over again!

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GIFT

egotistical, a person who thinks they're Gods GIFT to the world.

That guy is such a gift.

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Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

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gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

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gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

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