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Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.
Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.
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Flap Gliding is an extreme sport originating from Russia circa 1992. It involves the stretching of a womans labia to proportions sufficient that they can be used in the event of a fall from great height as 'wings'.
Believed to have been inspired by the invention of winged panty-liners, the first known incident occured after a prop failure on a microlight caused the female pilot to bail out without a parachute. Her fall from 12,700ft left her uninjured as she landed safely 28 miles from her origin.
The modern incarnation of the sport is typically contested by couples due to the rigourous training and preparation invovled. The 'pilot' wears a custom vertical saddle pole which generates a vacuum, upon which the 'wing' will sit, using her body as a rudder. The pilot will then grasp the excess labia meat and position his body in a star pose, pulling the labia taught in the process. Whilst novices often use ankle clamps for added tension, veterans will grip solely with fingers and toes.
With the growing popularity of the sport a competitive league has been suggested. It is understood that Red Bull are in sponsorship negotiations.
Gareth: What did you get up to at the weekend?
Jon: Well, the weather was nice so Mel and I went flap gliding.
Gareth: Ooo...I hear that's fun?
Jon: It's good for the back too.
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A mistress or woman on the side
When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.
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A verb. Many tatted up bros, stuffed into a 4-door or extra cab truck with giant stickers driving around usually fast, with loud metal playing, in a massively raised truck with oversized tires. The kind of truck that would have been cool when you were 14. A sure sign of someone who bro glides: FMF sticker covering up the Ford logo and many dirt bikes that stay in the bed of the truck year round. You will usually find bro gliding in suburban southern california (look for "So-Cal" stickers, baggy pants, logo t's, black socks and bo hos). There have been rumors that bro gliding takes place in southern california deserts, like glamis, but not confirmed.
Yo what's up bro??? Lets go bro glide down to the liquor store so we can bro down tonight.
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When a person (often a whore) uses their beef curtains to paraglide.
That cunt was so loose, she could use her flaps to go Parry Gliding!
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The sexual activity where the woman is holding on to the hanger pole in the closet and the man is holding up her legs while they fuck. The woman suspended in the air as if she were on a hang glider.
dude, last night i was bang-gliding this slut and her grip slipped, bitch did a face plant on the floor
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When two lesbians clam bump to the point where the vaginal lips hang down dripping wet and drags across the floor leaveing a slippery trail
I was shell gliding after my first lesbian experience