"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"
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1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*
I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games
The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”
Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”
The dollop of whipped cream on top of a cupcake
The Glorp-shire looks very nice on that cupcake