De Glued

Spanish fraud who is glued at one position when ball comes at him. Plays for Penchester United.

Did you watch Liverpool vs United last week?

Yes. De Glued

glued to the youtube

A person who cannot stop watching videos on youtube and posts comments, video responses, rates, uploads, all that stuff possible on youtube all day long.

1: Guess what? I uploaded 30 videos to youtube today. They are so awesome!
2: What else have you been doing besides uploading vids?
1: Commenting, rating, video responses!@!@!@!@!@@!
2: You're glued to the youtube

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Vag Glued

The feminine version of being Cock Blocked. Where a guy usually edges in on a hookup when being cock blocked - a lame female friend busting in on a hookup would be vag glued

Wow, her friend totally vag glued you...

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glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

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bar-b-glued

When bar-b-que sauce acts like a glue and causes things to stick together.

examples: food, fingers, anything it touches

My sandwich was bar-b-glued together so i couldn't pull it apart.

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

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