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Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.
"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"
Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.
Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?
Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.
Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.
Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.
Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy
The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body
i met this man yesterday, he was a glump
The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.
How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.