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MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten
Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten
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Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.
Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?
A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!
Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."
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When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed
He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe
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Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!
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To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.
Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.
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The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.
Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.
Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!
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Someone with the opposite of a gluten intolerance. A person who enjoys gluten so much, food ethics may be set aside for the sake of consuming gluten.
A gluten slut loves all forms of gluten, not just including bread and pasta but also gluten-containing condiments like soy sauce.
I'm such a gluten slut lol, I love bread and rice. I'm so lucky I don't have a reaction to it otherwise I'd be a sad girl.