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The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.
My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.
Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed
Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!
The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.
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a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.
Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.
Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?
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What a shame , The Grooms Bride is a whore
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