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Originally known as the ЧД АКН ("ChD AKN", or Fourth Department Abnormal Occurrences Commission), it was established in early 1935 by direct decree of J. V. Stalin, its first task being the investigation of the murder of S. M. Kirov.
During WWII, the Commission expanded into the newly reorganized GRU as Division "P" - Psychotronics, working to counteract anomalous threats from the SS, Ahnenerbe, and the Vatican, and to capture and study anomalous artifacts both at home and abroad for the benefit of the Soviet government. Division "P" has carried on with this role throughout the Cold War, making Foundation operations in the countries of the Comintern difficult.
After 1991, rapid restructuring, coupled with budget cuts and the decommissioning or sale of significant assets, resulted in numerous defections of their personnel (A significant proportion of both Chaos Insurgency and MC&D operatives in Eastern Europe originated from GRU Division "P" ranks) and the flooding of the European black market with anomalous items formerly in their possession. Currently, this Group of Interest poses little direct threat to the Foundation.
GRU Division "P" is completely pathetic.
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Sometimes a super villain gotta join the Gru Glux Glan
Join Gru Glux Glan today and get 10 free slaves today
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the character of Gru from the Despicable Me franchise and his Gorls or daughters
Gru and his Gorls went out for dinner
The No.1 Gru Cosplayer is the online nickname of Marco Buzzari. He is also the president of the name brand fashion company Gucci, which is a popular brand among millennials and some centennials, as it is a status symbol of wealth.
The nickname originated when a video surfaced online of when Marco visited Parson's School of Design, and what seems to be after a seminar of some sort, Mr. Buzzari is standing and taking pictures with the students, and one student proclaims,
"You look like Gru!"
He seems to be confused, and does not understand in the end.
Friend: Hey, I heard you finally met The No.1 Gru Cosplayer! How was it?
OP: It was awesome!
A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022
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Wear a suit or tuxedo to Minions: The Rise of Gru on July 1st, the release date of the new minions movie just for the most fascinating piece ever made in history.
Whenever going to a movie theater and see a man wearing a suit or tuxedo you already know what that man in that sigma suit going to watch on July 1st 2022.
We will rise for Gru.
A beta: “That movie is for kids.” *pizza on his stomach*
A Sigma: “A Ticket to please to the Minions: The rise of Gru, my good man.” *with a tuxedo on*
July 1 2022/ The Rise of Gru Day
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when something is tru and it’s also gru
John - “hey man good game today”
Bob- “that’s tru gru”