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The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
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When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.
This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.
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this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
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The act of having sex, while releasing ones bolus
Josh was having a dump while his girlfriend was riding him, thus Josh gave his girlfriend a Guatemalan Mudslide
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A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.
Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.
John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!
Dumb Bitch: Really?
John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!
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this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.
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When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.
After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.
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