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Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?
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Hopeless and/or incompetent on the guitar.
Alternatively, characterized by fruitless optimism that one's offspring will practice the instrument as scheduled.
Stepmother: You should set up a specific time to practice every day so that people don't hear you play and think you are guitarded.
23-year-old son, still living at home: You want me to schedule my muse!?! That's guitarded!
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someone who is terrible at Guitar hero or real guitar.
"dude, give up trying to play 'Through the fire and the flames' on expert. You're guitarded!"
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lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
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A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
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some one who thinks they can play the guitar but really suck ass...
damn that guitarded SOB couldn't play for shit
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One who is completely lacking in Guitar Hero skills.
Dude, is that guy drunk or is he just guitarded?
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