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A famous actor whose death was recently celebrated and is now a national holiday.
"Omg! It's Heath Ledger, day. I can't wait to burn copies of Brokeback Mountain. Batman wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for him. I'm so happy he died."
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To overdose on pills. Or to be fucking one of the Olsen twins most likely Mary Kate! To have an accident-Kind of.
I told Dennis to lay off the pills before he pulled a Heath Ledger!
I told you sir, I never meant to shit on your porch it was a Heath Ledger.
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An Australian fag man!
Freddie Mercury had it with Heath Ledger.
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the biggest brokeback of them all
heath ledger is synonymous with "brokeback"
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To get murdered by Michelle Williams, who then makes it look like a suicide.
"Dude, have you seen Reiker? He was supposed to meet me for a brewski, but the faggot never showed!"
"No, man. Didn't you hear? The police found his dead 28-year old Austrailian body in his Manhattan apartment."
"Whoa, what happened?"
"Got Heath Ledgered, man."
"Fuckin' Michelle Williams..."
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For one man to fuck another man in the ass. Usually performed by cowboys upon one another.
Person 1: "Dude, I was walking through the park the other day, and I seen this fag in the bushes Heath Ledgering this other guy right in the Gyllenhole"
Person 2: "That's some sick-ass shit right there, man."
Person 1: "Yeah, it was brokeback mountian all over again."
Person 1: "After seeing Brokeback Mountain, I just can't watch Donnie Darko anymore. I keep thinking Frank the Bunny is going to take off his mask and turn out the be Heath Ledger - then he will proceed to bend over Donni and Heath ledger him in the Gyllenhole..."
Person 2: "Dude, that sucks...another perfectly good movie ruined by a bunch of assfucking cowboys..."
Person 1: "I know, it's sad - isn't it?"
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An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
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