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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day
gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
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Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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r let her pum get eaten by a dog
r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog
Stick it her butt and make a shit stick
Joey I turn her around and make her brown.
Dude that dirty
A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs