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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day
gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
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Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.
Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;
It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';
You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."
"If you ate her SAINT her"
"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"
Even if you ate her, SAINT her...
A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs