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give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th
bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day
gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜
Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.
The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;
It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';
You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."
"If you ate her SAINT her"
"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"
Even if you ate her, SAINT her...
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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.
r let her pum get eaten by a dog
r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog