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A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.
I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.
I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.
I need want some History right now.
History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:
1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history
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1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
Character 1: "Dude, the president's speech last night interrupted my robot chicken episode! That was so uncool."
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
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An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"
History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).
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Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.
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