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1. A god
2. A demon
Take your pick. Hitler is viewed as either one or the other by everyone, with no middle (understandable why).
1. Neo-Nazis think Hitler was a god.
2. The new generation of Germans think Hitler was a demon (yes, the Germans from Germany).
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A true leader, who had the power to control millions of people with his words. Though most don't agree with his ideas, only a fool would deny his natural leadership capabilities.
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A nice little Austrian man who’s very good at painting. However, apparently he’s a bit weird sometimes. I once heard he likes burning juice or something.
Me: Hey Hitler, what are you doing?
Hitler: I’M BURNING ZE JUICE
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A very nice man
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
Funny kid: Hitler did nothing wrong!
Funny kid's parents: ''slaps him''
(true story)
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Your opponent in an argument. Usually used as deus ex machina (i.e., "cop-out" for the non-Latinists) to end the argument.
Person 1: "Women are better than men."
Person 2: "Wait a minute, what happened to the equality of the sexes argument? Aren't men and women both--"
Person 1: "Hitler was a man."
Person 2: "I lose."
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