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A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.
Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!
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This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....
the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
Verb.
To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.
Seeing Joe macking with Traci made Jeff hoff off.
A male who is obsessed with David Hasslehoff is a hoff lover
He loves the Hoff he is a hoff lover
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Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.
"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"
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to 'pull a Hoff' refers to the actions and mannerisms of David Hasselhoff; to be a highly functioning alcoholic.
Miranda and Elysia had no intentions of pulling a Hoff last night, but when they woke up in the morning NOT feeling like P. Diddy, they knew they'd pulled a Hoff.
David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.
Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.
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