Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

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Hoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

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hoof

To inhale from a smoking device.

"Here John, i'm not sure I want to clear this bong." "Mate, fuck up and just hoof it."
"Where were you Decky?" "Me and Steeko were out the back hoofin lungs."

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Hoof

When a male puts the rubber part on the bottom of a chair on his penis, making it look like a horse's hoof.

The boy got on the hoof after some coaxing from his friends.

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hoof

"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England

"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"

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hoof

derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts

wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget

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hoof

your cornhole

hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.

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