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a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.
should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood
the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood
a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar
a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
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