Dry hump

Also know as dry sex. It's the act of having intercourse with ones clothing on. I.E. Underwear. Some teenages seem to think it's safer, but let me tell you they never invented a 100% condom for a reason.

Janie: Oh my god, you guys Chris and I just tired dry sex for the first time!

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Dry Hump

The action that occurs when a male inadvertently gets an erection in the presence of his other male friends. The man with the erection proceeds to pin down one of his friends, and repeatedly pelvic thrust his erection against the victim's crotch or face. This is done to humiliate and embarrass the victim.

Don: "Dude, I dry humped Ray in front of his friends last week."

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dry humped

When you fully warm up for a baseball game but coach doesn't put you in.

Coach totally just dry humped me!

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dry humping

The worst thing in the history of the world.

We didn't even have sex. We were just dry humping. Now I'm going to have to kill myself.

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dry humping

This is what Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson do at halftime of the superbowl.It was more like the superbowel that year though,lol.

I don't want to see dry humping at the superbowl halftime show cause it just turns the superbowl into the superbowel and that's pretty shitty,lol.

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Dry Hump

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Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.

Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

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Dry humping

Sexual rubbing, but as if there is duct tape over the vagina.

Has a time and place, but eventually the pants have to come off.

"Rip this duct tape off right now babe, dry humping time is done"

Or

“The finches were only able to dry hump because of the duct tape condoms over their cloacas”

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