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I love you 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more :/
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The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.
1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"
- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"
2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?
3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"
-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?
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What a person says when they embarrassed themselves on a national scale, and are too vain to actually say "I'm sorry".
That guy who said "What should I do?" knows that he made an ass of himself...
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The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.
Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.
A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer
"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"
when someone says this it means that they have an equal desire of wanting to do something but at the same time they dont want to do something.
"u wanna watch some daz games?"
"i do but i dont"
Another way of saying I'm not sure
Do you want to go to the movies later '" I think I do...... I don't know yet
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