An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.
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Best local band since Rufaldo and the Argonauts. This band kicks some major ass, and their singer is so much better than anyone else. You know you like them.
Illusion Lounge just played the biggest venue in the world tonight.
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Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.
Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.
A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"
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When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.
ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy
cory: nice im hungry too
ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid
cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have
ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"
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a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.
Jennifer had an illusion booger.
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When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.
Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.