Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

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chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

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to chair

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position

To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation

Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on

I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

Chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon