up your butt and around the corner

Where just about everything in the world is.

Person 1: hey man where's the remote?

Person 2: up your butt and around the corner

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Popping your butt knuckle

Farting or getting raped in the ass by a large shemale.

Dude that one website you sent me to last night was digusting, I didn't know shemales could be Popping your butt knuckle.

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I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

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titty fuck your butt cheeks

To titty fuck butt cheeks is to take your member and take your partner and lube up the butt cheeks and squezze them together and begin to thrust your member inbetween them simulating the feeling of a pussy.

Mosley said to Mike, "If you dont knock it off im going to titty fuck your butt cheeks!!!" or "Hunny I'm on my period and you know I don't like to do it in the butt. Well can I titty fuck your butt cheeks?"

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Kick your butt to Timbuktu

To open up a can of whup ass on someone and kick their ass so hard that their carcass gets carried across the ocean by the trade winds before landing with a sickening thud in the main town square in Timbuktu. The person spits open and the withers into a pulp as their pants fall down into a disgusting spew of their brains, snot, piss, and shit. The locals celebrate by uploading humiliating photos and videos of the person to social media followed by feeding their entrails to hyenas for good fortune.

I’m gonna kick your butt to Timbuktu!

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Up your butt and around the corner

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.

Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!

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Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

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