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When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
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Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
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An infection that can be caused by too much of yeast bacteria acumulated in the genitals. Is not sexualy transmitted and can be treated. The infection can accur in both men and women. Accurs mostly in women that are of a child bearing age and is a very commen infection. This infection causes great itching and thick white mucus oozing from the genitals.
"She developed a yeast infection due to stress and too much work."
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When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!
Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!
What I have right now, damnit.
"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"
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N. An incredible trance artist or group. I honestly have no idea which.
Did you hear the new Infected Mushroom track?
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A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.
May also be called "sighnessitis."
Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.
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