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Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.
Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.
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Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
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When you do doggy style with the girl's arms folded and laying on them. As you both get close to finishing, she starts to orgasm so you pull out and put it in her ass and come as you finger her and play with her clit.
James: Dude i gave my girl and backdoor delivery last night.
Kevin: Sweet dude. I got raped by Brian Peppers. I cried alot
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a girl that delivers orders to your home that is always super sexy & hot with an awesome smile
The delivery girl came by and dropped off my order. Of course I am going to "tip"
here good.
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Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.
Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.
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When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
When you ask a friend to deliver something to your home.
Me: Did you get that bottle of vodka for tonight?
Her: Just asked a friend for a homie delivery!