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nice,funny kind of guy great personality him and merveille belong with each other and should have never broken up!!
ivan and merveille should get married
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Ivan is charming, cute, handsome, and sexy. Ivan is daddy asf, any girl is lucky to have him. He has a gigantic cock, on average it’s about 14 inches. He is amazing in bed, he can last for hours with his amazing stamina.
Girl 1: I can’t feel my legs, Ivan’s sick was 15.5 inches up my ass
Girl 2: damn I had to be in a wheel chair for 2 weeks when I slept with ivan
Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
25👍 10👎
The best friend you'll ever have. Likes to box a lot but is a pacifist. Really tall and has pretty big muscles. He'll stick by you through everything and always have your back.
Guy 1: Wow that dude i just talked to seemed like the best person to be friends with ever.
Guy 2: He must be an Ivan.
15👍 5👎
Anyone of russian descent. German equivalent to "kraut" for the russians during WWII.
If the russian winter doesn't get him, Ivan sure will.
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Ivan is a funny,hot,chill guy he can seem like an ass but he is a good person, he cute asf, very fuckuble, and has a big dick, he may smoke,vape,or drink but once u get to know him he’s a amazing person at one point everyone is gonna want an Ivan in there life
Girl: Yo did u see that guy he so cute
Other Girl: Yeah that’s Ivan
Girl: I want him to be mine
Other Girl: Girl everyone does
16👍 6👎
Ivan is one of the kindest most down to earth person you’d ever meet. An Ivan has a true heart of gold. He is handsome, sexy, hot and any other word to describe is amazing looks. No matter the situation if he cares for you he WILL be there for you from beginning to end. He doesn’t let a lot of people in but if he does you’re very lucky. He’s very secretive about his life and very picky to whom he shares his problems with. He also holds a lot in and choses to put everyone else before himself.
Girl- did you see Ivan today, he looked so cute
Girl2- yeah I wish I could talk to him :/
Girl- me too!
8👍 2👎
Another name for Jesus. Comes from the Swahili word "Ivan", meaning Jesus.
I bought me a crucifix necklace with an Ivan on it.
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