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He's a nasa cyborg and takes peoples food
Wow look at that cyborg his name must be Jacob
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A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
Sally: Hi Jacob!!
Jacob: Hi Sally :
*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*
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In the Bible, Jacob was Isaac's son (so Abraham's grandson), younger brother of Esau.
The Israelites/Jews came from Jacobs line, and the Arabs came from Esau's line.
Sometimes the Bible refers to Israel as "Jacob" since all Israelites came from Jacob.
The Lord told Jacobs mother, while she was pregnant, that the nations that came from each son, would always be in conflict with eachother.
They are still in conflict today!
To me, thats proof.
Genesis chapter 25 verse 23 says: "The Lord said to her,
“Two nations are in your womb,
and two peoples from within you will be separated;
one people will be stronger than the other,
and the older will serve the younger.”"
Genesis Chapter 32 verse 28 says: "Then the man said,
“Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.”"
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is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.
girl:jacob!
jacob: hey i was just thinking about you!
girl:what about me?
jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.
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One who makes an account on urban dictionary to make a definition for his girlfriend’s name.
I’m not stupid, Jacob. But it was a nice try, and a cute try regardless. I love you.
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Someone who is mysterious and impossible to figure out. Just like a maze: once you get him, he changes. He is known to be a little fruity, but once you get to know him, you won't even notice. Although he's a little weird, he finds a way to get to be very important in your heart. He's great at sports and being sociable. He's definitely one you want to keep as a friend forever.
Guy: That guy acts a little weird...
Girl: That's just Jacob. Once you're friends with him, you hardly notice.
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