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January aka National Shitty Meme Month.
Pretty self explanatory; the regurgitated names from the past year.
“Hey Jarod it’s January you know what that means!”
“Yup, Shitty meme month!”
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This birthday is the coolest of them all.
People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"
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literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn
is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it
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Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous
Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous
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The day that all the angels have arisen. If this is your birthday, something big is coming up. Your going to love the new change.
“Oh she/he was born on January 4th? Shiiitttt their lucky, their gonna have something big coming in the future.”
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