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the pluto jenkins is an otherworldy phenomenon that only happens once every 200 years. it only happens to a select few individuals. individuals that catche the pluto jenkins often feel as if they have new found super-powers such as: ability to fly, x-ray vision, the ability to rap very fast, and speak alien.
homie 1: "dude, i think i caught the pluto jenkins"
homie 2: "dude, no way"
homie 1: "yeah dude, i think i can fly now."
homie 2: "yeah you should try"
someone who is so wreckless in a video game that it is downright insane
oh my god leeroy jenkins stop you'll get us all killed!
Seriously the best character Martin Lawrence put up on his tv show MARTIN.
Age: 26
Occupation: Weave Technician
Status: Single and loves to mingle
Sheneneh says, she's very much a lady, and likes a
Brother that's down. If he disrespects her though,
she'll beat him like he stole something.
Disrespectful date:
Chris Rock : Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with five dollars!
Sheneneh Jenkins: You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face!
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the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up
Aron: Did you hear about Jill?
Melissa: No! What...?
Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!
Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...
is apparently stupid as hell, but at least possesses chicken.
Leeroy Jenkins went from gaming in-joke to world-wide fame.
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When you and your partner discuss at long the intentions of your sexual persuits right before you make love. Then at the last second the male abandons all this and screams, "Leeroy Jenkins!" and just penetrates and goes to town.
We spent an hour cuddling and "planning" last night before me and my wife were going to do it. Then right when she was ready to start pulled The Leeroy Jenkins, screwed the plan and went right in!
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Vocalist in the tap dancing band Tilly and the Wall. One cool chick, that sports straight cut bangs and a childlike smile, even though shes 30ish. Former childhood girlfriend of Conor Oberst (frontman of the renound Bright Eyes), and was in the band Park Ave. with him.
Hey LOOK! It's Neely Jenkins! That's one cool chick.
Those bangs are so Neely. I'm loving them.
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