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The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
A guy who jerks off to cam girls but has never subscribed or tipped them
Cam girl- “ Stop being a lurk jerker and get off my steam”
someone who stands in a circle with many other men and masturbates with them into the middle.
john is a circle jerker. he goes to circle jerk every saturday night.
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To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
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Getting so excited that you have to pee a little
It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.
Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee
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A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.
"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."
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A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.
"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"
"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
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