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Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit
"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"
A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.
That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.