my Jimmy: Freaking Small- meaning a small penis
I have a JFS....... sadface
Jordan Ford-Shaw
𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
Definition: to (at least) double monthly quota, while surpassing all expectations set by others.
Synonyms: To Run, To Win, To Succeed, To Inspire
𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
Definition: the undisputed and most valuable member of an inside sales team
Synonyms: Winner, Leader, Visionary, Greatest of all Time
Verb: "I had a great month and crushed my sales goals....I JSF'd it!"
Noun: "Thank god we have Jordan as our JFS on this team - we would be absolutely screwed without her!"
3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
The Jf Way xxxxxx
A school in London in the UK who's year sevens are a different fucking breed. Stands for Jewish Free school, although jokingly referred to as Jewish Failing school by certain students who for the sake of confidentiality I shall not name
Person 1: ayo u know JFS school?
Person 2: yeah it's fucking wierd ngl
When you are so bored you go to urban dictionary and mess around with this dictionary like typing words like: gf fhhcmcfhmch,nhf mdcim andm fn. f dh hah. f jf j.
Person A: I'm bored.Maybe I'll type fn. f dh hah. f jf j in the urban dictionary.
Person B: You know that is not a word.
Person A: I was just messing around.
Person B:Stop that!
you are so bored that you decided to put both your index fingers on F and J and then spam
You probably don't know what do to with your life because you did this and then clicked on this
"*sigh* I don't know what to do so I will just do this jflsdfjklsdfkjl;dksfjl;adkfjdkls;jf Ahhhhhhhhhh I feel so much better now that I have seen this urban dictionary post, in fact I feel so good that I will like this post and then leave and have a nice 5 minutes afterwards, Ahhhhhhhhhhh"