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Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing
Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy
jobe is a real nigga, very sexy, and tall (6’0) he loves pussy but never gets any 😍
Zendaya: I love you Jobe !
Karruche: Please Come Fuck Me Jobe !
Used as slang for a Taxi/Cab
Usually used in the North-West of England by Teenagers or young men
Originated from the 1940-50s boxer ‘Joe Baski’ because his name rhymes with ‘Taxi’
.I’m getting a Jobe Home
.How much is a Jobe from here to town
.Have you got money for a Jobe
There is many ways of describing love but this is another true way of living your life with your love. These two hand and hand, but come on we know that the Zoe’s love the jobes more
Oh ZLJM Zoe loving jobe more!!! YOURE SO IMPORTANT
When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.
I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.
Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
"I'm an atheist, what are you?"
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
The awoken one all will fall when he descends back down from his realm he is nothing but also everything
We must praise the good lord jobe.777