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A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well
Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"
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Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.
Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.
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The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan
Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
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He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.
Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.
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Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.
Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus
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Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small
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Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.
Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?
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