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The sweetest, cutest, funniest, gamergirl you will ever meet. Shes hot, nice, a tomboy, and a natrual beauty. This Jordan is EXTREMELY brave, smart, and courages! She stands up for everyone and doesnt care what people think. She can be herself around everyone and although she is a tough nut to crack. She is delightfuly huggable, she cuddles w/ you and you feel so lucky to even meet her! Shes modest, crazy, and the sweetest thing. If you ever meet a Jordan, always be nice, and NEVER LET HER GO!
Boy 1: I cant believe she even wants to be friends! She is just so above my level.
Boy 2: ikr! She is just so unpredictafuly AWESOME!
Girl 1: DONT EVEN CALL HER THAT! She is way better than awesome! She is like. The queen! You low levels!
Girl 2: ya! And consider yourself lucky for meeting her!!!
You are the luckiest person! Jordan is the BEST so treat her like it!!
A guy who never will let you down. A few words to describe him, honest, shy, bright, lacks confidence. He will always be there to help you and looks at things more in a positive light. Typically most Jordans take pride in their work, and are quite optimistic.
Oh man, I had a fun time with Jordan last night
A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.
Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!
Some one who is really special in your life. You have known him since you were just a kid. And have always been in love with him. You sit there and watch girls go bye with him but never have the guts to go up to him and tell him how you feel. This is someone you don't wont to loss, keep him forever. Next time you see Jordan, tell him how you feel. You never know, he may feel the same. I was to late, and now he's gone forever. Don't make a mistake like I did. GO GET HIM GIRL!!!
Love Fight Loss Jordan
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She's just great, smart, funny, probably good at dancing too. She will not accept compliments because growing up she was bullied badly, probably by one of her closest friends too. She's sensitive and understanding, the perfect shoulder to cry on. She romanticizes nearly everything, but that isn't all that bad. she tries really hard in school even though she's prone to procrastinate. She tries her hardest to be a leader but usually falls back, unless she's really frustrated by something.
She should've been named "Jordan", she's too sweet
that's definitely a "Jordan"
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n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
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Kind-hearted, loving, thoughful person. Tall, dark and handsome! Deep brown eyes that melt the heart. Sarcastic. Stubborn. Determined. Hard worker. Takes the world on his shoulders. Very independent. Mysterious personality. Shy to strangers. Privelage to be his family or close friend.
Stranger: Who is Jordan?
Jess: The love of my life.
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