Smart book and ballet obsessed girl. Who loves her friends with all her heart. Has short-ish brown hair and blue eyes and dresses nicely everyday. Everyone needs a Jorie especially to go βEn Pointeβ with.π
Girl #1: One of my best friends is Jorie
Girl #2: Ik she is so sweet everyone needs a Jorie
A blonde girl with a massive ass and is insanely horny body count: 50+
jorie is a person everyone likes, has a nice ass, pretty body & face, and if u dont like her, itβs probably because youβre jealous of the things i just listed.
girl: ew why does she look like that
boy: the real question is why donβt you look like that. sheβs gorgeous. Jorie is just amazing.
A guy with alot of woman and crazy exes and is often described as a man whore
"That guy always has girlfriends "
"Who"
"That jori"
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According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.
"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
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Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.
Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"
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A guy that wears those gay ass looking jeansshorts.
- Dude did you see that guys' shorts?
*Yeah he's a real Joris.
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