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general term for a top geezer, boing, someone who might frequent planet angel, boing, probable large penis, boing...
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant
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Someone judging a person that they do not know and with little to no information, giving them a derogatory label as a result of their bias. Thus, drawing a conclusion about the kind of person they are based on said label.
“That guy legit said I must be a slut if I drink tequila shots. He obviously judge labeled us from across the bar”
A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.
Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
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The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."
Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."
Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."
Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"
Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
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Lawman of the future, a 22nd century judge, jury and executioner from the pages of the British comic 2000AD.
Dredd is the most famous and feared of the Judges in Mega City One, and is considered hard but fair. Has saved the world numerous times in the comics.
Recently had a video game, Dredd Vs Death, and was played in a 1995 movie by Sylvester Stallone.
"You'll never take me alive, Dredd!"
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