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The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".
Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.
Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.
Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
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A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
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A disease that makes your lips not function correctly and become very ugly. If you get the disease you will talk ugly and get very famous. it also causes you to be an asshole to other people and very self centered
Im in the hospital because i got justin bieber
1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
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A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
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Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.
(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.
(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).
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Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
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