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for *PLAYERS ONLY* see; kmart just another place to go
swing thrugh slow so you dont miss any thing
6👍 29👎
dirty bare feet, maybe even black on bottom, like the little rugrats that run around kmart superstores with no shoes on
Jerry Springer dirty diaper babies and kids with dirty bare K-mart feet
59👍 9👎
a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country
now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one
30👍 7👎
A male who was born in the city by parents that have no ties to the south, has not spent more than a vacation in the south, nor has any southern qualities... Listens to modern country music, but pretends to like the classics. They might hunt and wear camo or flannel but its mostly designer brand. They often drink a lot and then the pretend accent really comes out. Chances are these guys are young and act like they want to fight but always back down.
Look at Jon in his camo hat driving his dodge truck with normal tires blaring Florida Georgia Line... I bet if that pussy ass yankee k mart cowboy threw a punch it would feel like flowers hitting you in the face...
The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.
Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
4👍 2👎
A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7
One stop shopping at its best.
18👍 13👎
You get up on a Sunday morning, take a shower, dress, then head out of the house. Your family is very sure that you are a good boy, heading out to go to church. Instead of attending church services, however, you go to K-Mart and spend just the appropriate amount of time there browsing merchandise so upon your return, your ruse is very convincing.
Frank's parents think he is such a good boy but we know the truth. He did a K-Mart Liturgy and bought condoms.
18👍 13👎