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A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
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A style of Karate developed by Mas Oyama who many consider the god of Karate. It's famous for it's bareknuckle competitions. Early in it's creation the founder of Kyokushin and his students went to Thailand to determine which is the ultimate striking art on earth. Karate or Muay Thai?
Kyokushin has many derivatives such as Enshin, Ashihara, Daido juku, and others. But they all have the same spirit as the same style.
Thaiboxer: Karate sucks
Kyokushin4life: I think you're talking about some other bitch ass Karate style.
Thaiboxer: no I'm talking about your bitch ass. Kyokushin Karate.
Kyokushin4life: that's it let's go!
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When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.
I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!
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(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.
Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!
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Sudden and uncontrolled arm and leg movements that wake you up from a tenuous slumber. This phenomena commonly occurs on the first sober night of sleeping after several consecutive nights of being hammered.
The woman on the plane next to me was freaked out after I woke up from night karate.
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Capoeira. Maybe its a martial art to some, but it really just looks like a gay version of karate.
Luke may be an expert at gay karate, but if he ever gets in to a bar fight, he better hope someones there to tap out a beat on a drum, or he's going to get his ass kicked.
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