Kavanaugh

Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.

"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"

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Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

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Kavanaugh

(Verb) To insert or become indelibly fixed into memory.

I will kavanaugh this moment forever.

I kavanaughed the sound of my mother's voice before I could think.

JFK's shooting is kavanaughed in my hippocampus.

An apology to Kavanaugh will never kavanaugh in my brain.

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Kavanaugh

When a guy throws a huge fit about doing normal things to prove he's "normal."

Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."

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Kavanaugh

The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.

Robert tried to Kavanaugh me.

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Kavanaugh

Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.

Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!

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Kavanaugh

The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.

Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.

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