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a baddie with big titties
Ayo, Kyle! Look at Khale The Divine over there!
The most wonderful teacher in the world -Landon corbett
Mrs. Khaled Is the best teacher ever
The goofiest motherfucker ever and is the biggest disgrace to the Palestinian community. Therefore we are passing him off to the israelis
DJ Khaled is my favorite palestinian celeb! bro stfu we don't claim him.
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A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
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The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.
Dj Khaled: Lisssttennnn
Me: im listening
Dj Khaled: We da best!
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Likely the biggest goofball in Hip Hop today. The secret to his success lies in his hilariously dumb catchphrases and his decisions to shout them over some good songs.
DJ Khaled in top form:
WE TAKIN' OVA!!!!
WE DA BEST!!!! WHO??? WE!!!!!
LIIISSSTEEEEN!!!!
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