Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

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kinder whore

a specific style consisting of little girl style dresses, knee high socks/tights, marry janes, smeared lipstick, and heavy eye makeup and things of the same likeness. first thought up by Courtney love in the 90s.

Samantha looks like a 5 year old prostitute. thats so kinder whore.

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kinder bat

someone new to the goth scene

"I saw a lot of kinder bats last week at the Rocky Horror Picture Show production."

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kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

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Kinder Surprise

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

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hugo kinder

Mr steal your girl just ask Henry

hugo kinder is just a beast

Hot Kinder

When you cum on your sisters stomach and give her brownies that you baked with your own shit and then kill your parents.

Kinder gave his sister a Hot Kinder

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