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Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.
Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"
Bill: "No"
Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."
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When you bite on the vaginal lip and it's crispy like bacon and tan like leather.
I nearly spit out my tongue getting rid of that Kristy Kurth.
I really got shut down by that Krispy Kurth last night, what a buzzkill.
Krispies is actually partially an acronym.
It comes out to be Krispies: Kellogs Reality Intelligence Spies.
I was looking at my Rice Krispies box, when it suddenly hit me, it's really a conspiracy organization, Kellogs Reality Intelligence Spies.
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Overpriced American crap masquerading as doughnuts. The price is ridiculous, the taste is disgusting and they are usually eaten by people with no sense of taste. Coming in numerous “flavours”, presumably to get people to continue trying them to find one that tastes other than sickeningly sweet. The company was founded by Vernon Rudolf in Winston-Salem, North Carolina in 1937 and has gone worldwide and downhill ever since. Apart from its revolting products the company is also well-known for its IPO and accounting scandals and is very quick to slope shoulders and drop the blame on someone. At the time of writing interest has been shown in its acquisition by the private German investment company JAB Beech, interesting as the company appears to have no outlets in Germany and, if they’ve got any sense, it never will have.
Krispy Kreme, the proof that, with enough advertising, you can get people to eat shit.
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When eight males have sex with one female and then decide to finish up by ejaculating into a bowl of Fruity Pebbles cereal. This is then followed by the aforementioned female consuming the bowl of male ejaculation and Fruity Pebbles.
Did you hear about Marla and her Group Krispy?
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Krispy Kremeing involves cumming on a girl's face and using a hair dryer to dry it on her face. Afterwords take a picture of it and put it in a photo album and sit it on your coffee table for friends and family to see.
Me and Stacey went back to my place and I Krispy Kremed her. Then I took a picture and put it in a photo album.
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