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lexus is a japanese luxury brand that spawns from toyota. their main market base is the US, and they are having trouble selling in europe and asia. mercedes-benz, bmw and audi lead worldwide.

most of the people who are saying that lexus is better than mercedes (LS460 vs. S550) are people who can't actually afford a mercedes and are therefore jealous. the s-class is the pinnacle of performance, luxury and style, and the lexus LS460 can't touch it. btw, for the person who said that the LS600hL has two thousand pre-orders: many of those pre-orders had no idea of the car's performance, and have canceled their orders because they are disappointed with the not-so-great mileage.

Mid-level exec: My Lexus LS460L can park itself.

CEO: My Mercedes-Benz S550 is better, sorry.

by eli f June 18, 2007

35πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


lexus

LXU55, owned by some fly young Lexus driver in Peregian Beach, Queensland, Australia.

All cars strive to be as good as LXU55.

It’s not possible to own a Lexus, as good as LXU55, unless your

1) Me
2) Own LXU55 number plates

by LXU55 November 26, 2006

9πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Lexus LFA

The last great car that Lexus made before the big shift to family cars, last produced in 2012.

"Man, that Lexus LFA is really a beast."

by DatBoiVendetta February 2, 2019


Lexus LFA

A glorified musical instrument on wheels. Very fast and very beautiful.

The Lexus LFA sounds better than even a Ferrari 458

by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022


Lexus LS400

The most innovative car ever built. Toyota Spent billions of dollars developing this tank. The Lexus LS400Also referred to as the UFC10, which was the first model LS, the car came standard with telescoping wheel, traction, and the best sound system ever put in a car PERIOD. Most cars in 1990 didn't even have a single cd player. The car had a drag coefficient that was SO low, that you can drive it at 140mph and not hear anything. It is the quietest car EVER made. (This has been proven). After all the innovations, the reliability and ride quality are its main fortes. The car always seems to float on air and shifts gears so seemlessly and quietly that nobody in the car notices. Most LS's run in excess of 400k miles with proper maintenence. Not to mention, the whole car is blanketed in Yamaha piano wood and the finest leather money can buy. They also never break down. So if you own a Mercedes, Congrats, good for you because I blow by you every day relaxing in higher luxury/build quality and I don't have to take my car in every two weeks. And the fact that the newer mercedes have a few more gadgets (made by chrysler) doesn't concern me because the craftsmanship is not even on the same level and if you own it you're either a poser or a snob.

I blow by benzes doing 120mph, listening to Sinatra on my $3000 Nakamichi sound system that came stock with my car. Bill Gates rocks the Lexus LS400. The only car that trumps the LS400 is the Volkswagen Phaeton

by brad jeezy December 5, 2007

112πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Lexus RX

The official car of Bay Area (especially) Tiger Moms since 1998. Lexus RXs can be seen shuttling little Asian kids to basketball practice, violin lessons, or SAT prep sessions from San Francisco to Silicon Valley. Yes, a lot of people say the RX is a white mom's car, and go to Marin County and you'll see why, but the RX, especially in California, is the Asian mom's car of choice. Bonus points if there are seat covers/plush headrests.

I went to take a practice SAT in San Jose and all the cars in the parking lot were Lexus RXs.

by henry1272838442 October 19, 2022


lexus sc400

The best luxury coupe ever made. Supra in a tuxedo with a v8. The car is so solid you can hang a fucking elephant from the doors. Don't believe me? Check out those door hinges. Theyre fucking ridiculous. The nakamichi audio system will produce more sound than a nuclear bomb and the quad cam v8 is so smooth it would make your grandpas 72 Cadillac jealous. The best personal luxury car you could ever hope for. Literally the only thing more comfortable and fast would be a lazy boy chair with a rocket strapped to it.

"Buck shots out sunroofs of Lexus coupes, leave no witnesses whatchu think this is" - notorious B.I.G. Referring to Lexus sc400. He had one there's a picture

by Crazy Catfish00 November 22, 2016

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