A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.
Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
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Nickname is Peter File
Loves to play with kids
riley lamont would say Heywood Jablowmee
The original GOAT before Tom Brady
“Man, Gene Lamont is a true GOAT”
“The only GOAT in the world is Gene Lamont”
A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont
i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint
A running back in the NFL.
"They should put in Lamont, He's explosive"
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